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So I'm at work getting paid for being slightly hung over. My co-worker has an attitude (not that I give a flying shit) and I'm burning up the lines with Jay... who tells me that 2 girls just walked into his store, browsed for like a half an hour and then walked over to the mix n match incense that he sells (40 wonderful scents) and purchased 2 sticks of incense.
I nearly hung up on him.
Who, just who in the hell, buys two sticks of incense?
Then he tells me that they handed him a quarter and he had to give them a nickel change.

I need new friends because even my old friends are crazy.