Friday, May 26, 2006

I Am The Worst!!!

OMG!!!
I just saw all the bullshit I did at 4 am.
Wow.
(Me - sex) +( cell phone x booze)= nonsense waiting to happen and dumb shit aching to be said.
Sheesh.

Might I add, holy shit I am sooooo embarassed! I'd like to go find a rock to hide behind or a hole to stick my head in. Can y'all say "ostrich". Why do we women do this shit to ourselves? I mean, in the right frame of mind (ok, ok, the gotlaidrecently frame of mind) I wouldn't even bother. Why bother with anyone that doesn't bother with you? Something extra must have been in those mohitos because I've been out without committing the notorious drunk dial. Lord I sure hope I forgive myself by tonight. I'd hate to be a repeat offender.

Not that you'll ever see this but...
I apologize for bothering you.
Won't happen again.
Trust me on that shit if nothing else
P.S.... you're still being pretty shitty though


- ok, I'll be back

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