Funny Motherfucker

Ok seriously, I don't make this shit up.
Really I don't.

I just got to my mom's crib and waiting for me was an early present from my brother 730. That lousy bastard bought me an outfit. A leopard print spandex tank top with matching leopard print spandex bicycle shorts (where in the fuck did he find bike shorts - oh yeah, that's that B-more shit) AND matching leopard print socks.
I'm laughing my ass off, but still,
Fuck you man, that shit ain't funny.

Over abuse of leopard print (or any animal print for that matter) should be banned. Criminals that abuse animal print should be shot on fucking sight. I'm about to become a fashion poacher for reals tho.

Long have I railed against the donning of too much animal skin, from the leopard to the tiger to the zebra and back. Even worse is my hatred of spandex. That shit is just wrong and should be outlawed on at least 7 of the 7 continents. Word up. The problem ain't the print or the stretchies (well yeah, spandex is still usually very fucking wrong) but it's the fact that motherfuckers don't know how to wear it, tend to over do it and invariably end up looking like complete fucking clowns that just ex-caped from some ungodly game preserve.

Any one that knows me knows for a FACT that I make fun of abusers (although Saturday night this chick had on a crucial leopard trench - I had to sweat her for a hot second and at least she had enough style sense to make that the sole pattern piece) of any kind of fucked up print (stripes, gingham, chevron, paisley, anything!!).

Real funny 7.
When I get to B-more I hope you have room in your ass for my foot.
You know I got big feet fucker.
You lucky I love you or it would be a problem.
The worst part is I know you are laughing at me
right
about
Now.

Lousy bastard.
Now I gotta wait 'til late to find some back alley to burn this travesty in.
Thanks a lot bro.

- be right back with the real post, I gots to call me a fool and get my cuss on.

P.S. Whooodie Whooo my ass you shiftles negro! Ahahahahaha
oh man
ahahahahhahahaha
sheesh
ahahahahhahahahahaaa
I love you but damn
ahahahhahaa
whew!
ahahahahahahaha
hiccup.
Damn.