Stumped

Here's a snippet from a rather interesting email that I received this morning. The back story is unimportant... what stumps me is the fact that this person actually thinks this of me. I'm such a sweetheart!!

“I want to squash this beef ~extra stuff omitted~ I’m not worried about you hurting me ~ extra stuff omitted~ it bothers me that you believe you can. I don’t want no
problems…”

Me? Beef? Unheard of. I'm thoroughly offended. But still:
AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH oh damn AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH man oh man AHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA.

- n I'm out.