Will Mala...

Make it through another day at the plantation w/out offending anyone?
Eat herself stupid at Ruby Chris after work (mmmmmmm!).
Apply a judicious enough amount of topstick to keep there from being random nippleage tonight?
Slather on enough crisco to fit into them jeans?
Keep her ice grill under control long enough to get past that bouncer she can't stand?
Have fun at the 1992 old school Coup d'etat party at Lotus tonight?
Hone her Kid & Play kick-step skillz so tight that she won't bust her ankle open bustin' a move?
Consume prodigious amounts of whatever and act up while acting out?
Remember to wish Daoud Happy Birthday after midnight?
Ever get her trifling ass to a computer and stop posting these jacked up, unformatted, misspelled, random mini-blogs from her over-worked and under-charged Treo?

Tune in for these answers and more on the next edition of La Mala Vida

- doin the wop (showin mah age - bitches!!!)
P.S. Whateva mang, dis iz how I do...