Crymsunbeenz wrote: "Leave Naomie Harris alone. She is dope. You’re a hater. Bitch"
Mala replies:
Um.
1. she can fight her own battles
2. depends on who you ask
3. & 4. yes, I most assuredly am
By the way, I never said she wasn’t dope… but her so-called West Indian accent blew tubs full of crab ass. It blew harder than a windstorm during a tornado before a hurricane... or something equally repetitive like that.
Uh, fuck Naomie Harris’ horrible Bahamian accent. Fuck it to the bowels of Hades after a rocky ride on the Styx and back. I don’t care how dope you say she is, her accent in this movie was grating and atrocious. Fuck that stilted, bone jarring mode of speech that issued forth from her pretty lips. It sucked. It sucked platypus balls. It was egregious and offensive and I am a PRO at recognizing egregious and offensive. You must be American and probably straight out of the cracker barrel to even insinuate that the accent she besieged us with was even slightly plausible. Ugh.
I am a hater. I hate with the passion of Eros’ lovechild on ecstasy. I hate any awful rendition of West Indian accents with the fire of a thousand suns. I hate it and I don’t care who knows.
And that's 'Lady Bitch: Empress of the Unkind Word' to you, Dickspit.
Now, put that in your pot and boil it.
Love always,
Mala
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