The Longest Blog Ever

Well, not exactly. I don't want to drown the show information in an ever scrolling torrent of words so I'll just set it off by saying this:

It was nice to be gone without having to think up anything particularly pithy or jocular to say. Lord knows I'm usually slower than molasses in Alaska. Anyway, for the most part it's been a wholely uninteresting few days. But since I like to share each monotonous moment of my life, I think I'll begin last week Wednesday...

And if you want to read more feel free to click here and enjoy. I warn you, it's hella long. I hope you've got a comfy chair and some tasty snacks.

- See ya in a while...

P.S. Those Red Stripe commercials are hilarious
Boo Dirty Hand Gynocologist...
Hooray Beer!!!

Update, Sunday 10:30 pm
I can't bowl for shit. Seriously. You could give me a ball the size of a watermelon and I'd still manage to miss most of the pins. Black is probably still laughing at me... shut up, just just up, shut up. Crazy ass. But I gotta admit, rolling me down the lane was fun, too bad you got us banned from the spot. Ahahahahahhahahaha! No I didn't tell that willa I'd steal her earrings and kick her in the cooter! Ahahahahahahaha oh man Ahahahahahahahaha dude we are hella stupid Ahahahahahahaha
*hiccup*
damn
Bad Kitty Says: "The pink slip is on the edge of the desk, unsigned thus far, don't push me. I have plenty of passion but no patience. You know I grew up in front of a baseball stadium so I believe in 3 strikes. Too bad you didn't have that many to begin with. You don't have to apologize if you don't let shit happen in the first place. That was the beefing voice, so you know we got beef. I hope your game is hella tight 'cause honey you got some serious making up to do and (you're off to a good start, I'm lighting fire to the jumping hoops, now)... you're lucky your talk is sweet as instead of just cheap or it'd be on. Somehow, I still miss you... got me madder than a rabid racoon, but still. You're lucky I adore you or POW - right in the kisser! 8 days and counting..." *sigh*
Happy 10th to my girl!! You are the future mama.
- & I'm napping *all bad Kitties should be thoroughly stroked - yup*