So Real!

I am proud to say that I know a true pimp personally!
Dude is so cold it's insane.
Talk about some "we don't luh dem hoez" type shizzle!
It's amazing...
He got that shit down to a science.
When he's done with a bitch, they never hear from him again.
No bullshit.
He's got you beat Buckethead.
Last I heard you check up on your chicks erry so often (I guess ya never know when ya need a hoe ahahahahahaha)
But dude? None of that punk shit for him.
Like a thief in the night, he's out.
It's like he never knew the broad at all.
Y'all should take notes.
I wanna be him when I grow up.
I'm close but not close enough.
The man is a legend.
Game recognize game.
I see you.
I respect your gangsta Cortez.
Really, I do!

PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMP OR DIE
ahahahahahaha
Free time at work is a bad, bad thing.

I'm trying to edit an .htaccess file that keeps saving as a .txt document which is driving me fucking insane because I need to edit the upload_max_filesize line to allow audio larger than the 2M currently allowed by the module&apache server. I would do it straight from the php.ini but I don't have access to the server, not to mention my "rep" at my host company (Geminii Group - hi Matty) is mia. Fuck.

For those of you that saw all of that as German, the bottom line is Mala Mag is taking forever because I'm doing it all by my lonesome. Everything from config to coding to content. Shit.

I've got a hankering for ice cream like you wouldn't believe.

I want to get off (work you perverts) and go home and sleep. I'm so happy that I'm actually tired. But of course I can't because I have pm appointments. Damn, damn, damn.

I need a pedicure and a haircut as usual but I think I am going to do something creative to the old brain holder since I'll be out and about this weekend.

I've been doing all of these photos for folks. Would you believe I have none for myself. Anyone wanna take some pictures?

I think I'll go have a pepsi and try to edit this damn file later.