I Am Telling You...

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Date: Jun 2, 2005 4:28 PM
Subject: RE: RE: RE: No Subject

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From: KHOV Date: Jun 1, 2005 5:37 PM

I you teach me?

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From: K the angry Tart Date: Jun 2, 2005 12:44 PM

Huh? Je ne comprende pas.

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From: KHOV Date: Jun 2, 2005 3:47 PM

I dont like women my age because they are to young in the head or there crazy. I was just asking if you could teach me what you know since you have more under your belt than I do.

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From: K the angry Tart Date: Jun 2, 2005 4:28 PM

If you could even begin to understand what an absolutely horrendous insult that is to a woman then I would curse you out ribaldly. However, I fully realize it is just your age that causes you to write such obnoxious, insulting and unthinking statements. I am not a goddamned teacher. You want a teacher, go to school, you want a woman then you should find a better approach than that trite ass bullshit you just spit at me. I have more under my belt huh? I have enough under my belt to know that going any further in any form of communication with you would be a pointless endeavor. I only bothered to respond to save some future recepient of this tired come on from this over-played line. Next time try saying hello, it generally works.

And before you decide to get your boxers in a bunch and respond to this I want you to understand the following points:

1. You don't know me so nothing I say should matter to you enough for you to want to start a a net war with me. Take it as one female's opinion on stupid one-liners

2. Starting a net war with me would be scuicide as my command of the English language and vocabulary use would tear you a new asshole with barely any intellectual effort on my part.

3. Don't you know you basically called me old and used. It's the worst thing you can say to a woman you don't know short of "Hi would you like to touch my dirty nuts."

4. If you are going to insult someone, at least try to do it in a grammatically correct fashion.

5. I won't go back and forth with you because like they always say:
"Arguing on the internet is like running in the special olympics... even if you win, you're still retarded."
and I wouldn't want to steal your shine....


Now that I have worked off some of my late afternoon boredom, I bid you good day and Godspeed.

K. the fucking livid tart.